Me yammering

guess what? my mom just found out she has a long lost half brother. isn't that weird? just thought i'd say that.  i could have just said i had a long lost uncle, but i just doesn't have the same effect somehow...  it's just like an episode of montel or something! except we're not slapping each other around! well, enough on that random subject.

 today's the 8th and charlie and the chocolate factory is out on dvd! woot woot! i saw it at the usual place (hastings), of course, i recommend buying any new movies at wal-mart. when it comes to new stuff, wal-mart's cheaper.  if you want something used, then hastings will be cheaper.  if you want a singing cussing dog with a cigar, however, hastings is your place.

harry potter is coming out the 18th!
all you losers who aren't going with me, well, you're losers.  kelsey, i can't believe you would choose family over me and harry potter.  that really upsets me. you better hope this doesn't affect your standings my contest.

christmas is coming up, and i'm scared because you know the constant christmas music is going to start playing nonstop on the radio even though christmas is like two months away.  apparently thanksgiving is not important at sonic,  because there are christmas decorations, but no turkeys. maybe it's because we don't serve turkey.  that's sad.

My big long story about the crazy guy at Sonic 

we had a crazy person come to sonic the other day, and it wasn't the drunk lady who calls herself Jesus this time!

i was taking an order out to a customer, and he (the customer) tells me that there's a guy stumbling on the the little hill by sonic that's probably drunk or high and maybe i should call someone. so of course, when he says this, i look straight at him though my brains saying "you idiot! don't look that way! that won't make it obvious you're looking at him or anything!" 

of course the crazy guy is staring straight at me and i walk a little quickly inside and tell all my good sonic companions. so, of course, everyone goes to the window to stare at this guy. genius. he stares at us.  we stare at him.  then we go about our business, talking amongst ourselves (not working, why would we do that?) then i look up and see him walking toward the window staring at me and waving his hands in that gangsta' way and mouthing something that's probably not polite.

he's holding a playstation. yes. a playstation. why? i dunno. i was guessing that he stole it and was going to try to sell it to us, because he was drunk and drunk people do stuff like that.  yup. but no. his mission was much more important.

he looks at shane o'connor and points toward the front door.  shane walks to the door, because he's too dumb to realize it could be dangerous.  ryan tells him to wait and goes and fetches his knife and hides it behind his back for precaution because he's a crazy military man.  he says something to shane like, "tell derrick he's a b*%tch (this is a g-rated site, that's why the symbols are there, because now you don't know what word is REALLY there ) and i'm at gene?'s house!"  shane says "ok" and they guy stomps off. he didn't leave the playstation

who is this derrick? where is gene's house? why do fools fall in love? the world may never know, but i do know one thing.  chicken buscuits with cheez whiz are really good.

Lists of stuff

who doesn't like lists?

Don't you just hate that?   irritations, injustices, and petty pretensions

i don't want to break some copyright law or something so here's the info, probably completely in the wrong order because i don't feel like looking it up (Cohen, Scott Don't You Just Hate That?  Workman Publishing Company, Inc. New York March 2004)

i bought this book at Hastings! woot!

1. Having to make that face to people in the hallway that implies "Hey."                                   

2. Watching a movie with your parents that shows full frontal nudity.

3. That nailing a triple lutz in the Olympic Figure Skating Finals is one of many joys you will never know.

4. Finding a rusty AA battery, old packets of mild Taco Bell sauce, and a picture of your aunt and uncle tossing a Frisbee, as you frantically search your glove compartment for your registration while the state trooper grows impatient.

5. When a woman calls out "Thanks a milliion!" and waves as her car pulls away, and you realize that you just gave her totally wrong directions.

6. Wondering, having applied 20 SPF sunscreen, then a layer of 40 an hour later, whether they average out to 30, add up to 60, or if it's only the last layer of 40 that counts.

7. The feeling you get when you clip your nail too far.

8. Having something valid to interject into the conversation of two nearby strangers, but knowing that society does not permit you to do so.

9. Trying to trick the public by waiting and waiting... and then wiping your wet palms on your pants after a messy sneeze.

10. When your thigh rubs against a leather chair, emitting a loud, ripping noise, and every time you rub your leg against it again, in an attempt to make the same noise to prove to the public that it wasn't a fart, it sounds nothing like the initial noise.

If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

Life's Questions  http://www.crazythoughts.com/

1. Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

2. If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

3. Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

4. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses?

5. Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

6. When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

7. Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

8. If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

9. "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?


You Might Be From A Small Town If....
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
4. You used to drag "main."
5. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
6. You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were
(and if you were old enough they'd tell your parents anyhow).
7. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
8. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
9. You had senior skip day.
10. The whole school went to the same party
after graduation.
11. You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend (or boyfriend).
12. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually
just like your town.
13. The people in the city dress funny, then you pick-up on the trend two years later.
14. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.
15. Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday.
16. Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
17. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
18. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.

Best customer contest:  Well, here's an update on the best coustomer contest.  I went to my web page intending to declare Kelsey the new winner.  She had told me that she had signed my guestbook three times to Brandi's two.  However, Brandi has signed since then and they are now tied.... BUT, Brandi is in the lead so far, because she has also replied to TWO posts.  Sorry.  The rest of you will just have to work harder.  My forum is lonely and you people are not helping!!!  Now, the prize for the best customer is yet to be announced, but it'll be good... i guess.. uh... yah... so work hard...

Things you learn at college: on friday, my awesome advanced comp. teacher used the bestest word ever.  He said, "It sure warms my cockles to..."   I didn't hear the rest.  I was too busy laughing with the rest of the class... he used it more than once... and he wouldn't tell us what it meant, but just that it wasn't as perverted as it sounded. which brings me to the word of the day that i looked up.

Word of the day:

Idiom:
cockles of (one's) heart  

One's innermost feelings: The valentine warmed the cockles of my heart.

brought to you by http://dictionary.reference.com/ 

Today's Must have dvd(s):                  

Invader Zim Volumes 1-3 The most insane show you will ever see.  It's about an alien and his robot desquised as a green dog trying to take over the world and being really bad at it.  There are waffles involved at one point.  It sounds stupid... and it is... but 98.7% ( That stupid 1.3 percent!) of my friends think it is hillarious (so it's not just me! and yes i have friends dang it!!).  and the animation is top o' the line. it brings a tear to my eye... because my mommy beats me for watching cartoons... but anyway, I am trying to enlighten the world one person at a time by tying people down and forcing them to watch this masterpiece.  You will probably see me quote many things out this show  throughout the website as time goes on... it is only right. 

Sonic Variations Of the day:

An Oreo blast with choclate... yumm...

or the new tuscan grilled  chicken but in a wrap... it's like not fantastic, but it's not bad, yet it's good, i don't know how to describe it, but it's fun tryilng to get your tongue to find out whether it's good or not.

Gross Sonic Food of the day:

Erica's salt on pickles. Ewwwwww...

Hello!!! This is a picture of me not in my natural habitat, but an unnatural one where I have to pose for five hours smiling like an idiot and then the smile getting stuck and me having to smile for the rest of my life which causes problems when I try to chew food and when I'm at funerals.  Aneee way....

Here are today's crazy questions brought to you by http://www.crazythoughts.com/

Questions:

1. Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

2. Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

3. How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

4. Do bald people use shampoo or soap?

5. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

6. Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

And now, a fun facts I learned from my college professor.  The top ten heathiest foods according to Time magazine.  The first one is the heathiest, but the rest are out of order.

1. Tomatoes (the healthiest)

2. Salmon

3. Nuts (like walnuts and almonds)

4. Broccli

5. Spinich (Popeye was right)

6. Blueberries

7. Green Tea

8. Red Wine (like one glass a day, not ten, you alcoholics)

9. Garlic

10. Oats (yumm....)

well, that's all for today. 

Signing out,

Heidi (aka Olga) (aka Hoffa) (aka some other not nice names that I would appreciate not being called... you know who you are)